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The Dirt


They said it, so it's true, isn't it?

   


         Welcome to Planet Earth.         Warning, Warning, Warning

         Fugly  [Prescott, Ontario]         Who would want that thing?

         What do you mean it's not a conversation?  [conversion]

         That thing won't last six months. [Nov 2006]

         It's a cut up Ocean Liner.  I've heard they take retired
         liners and turn them into three or four yachts.

         But wait, there's more.
         Lots More.
         Open the Flip Book:



        And from the mouth of a very small boy to his father,

        "That boat hates enemies.  It's here to keep us safe."
 
        A sad reflection of the times we live in, huh?




DEAR AUNTIE FOULING,

I heard through the
grapevine that BDB has
sirens
cannons
a walk-in freezer
an elevator
a root cellar
a dungeon
a tennis court
a walk-the-plank
and a foreign chef

Is it true?

A: Oh my, None of it.